Lulz.

Currently watching Bring It On with my mom.

Oh wow badass are we.

:D

That's about it for now. Bye?

I've decided that I'm going to be posting frequently again. So how's this sad post for a comeback?

Wow, I haven't posted on this in about 2 years.

Odd, I miss it, and yet I've never been much of a Blogger. Maybe it's just because I seriously miss that summer. Summer 07' was amazing. And I didn't even blog it in it's entirety. Not meaning to sound whiny, but that was my last normal summer. Well not normal, exactly. But before junior high. Now I'm going into highschool next year. A lot has changed.

Like staying up extremely late, watching Aqua Teens with Levi & getting kicked off of Vampire Freaks as the "Vampire Le-Loser". Detroit Lake, etc.

Meh.

This one should be fun. I get out of school in about 16 days (I think), and then I have two days inbetween school getting out and leaving to DC. After 5 days in Washington DC, I fly back to the airport, DON'T GO HOME, and spend the night only to leave for Hawaii the next morning.

Hectic!

Not been feeling too good. Stayed home today. Got back from Sasquatch yesterday. Had an amazing time, however I think I got bad heatstroke and now I feel crappy. Chills, headache, stomach ache, and extremely tired.

The doctor's bumped up my Amytriptaline dosage to 30mg. Ahah, and I already have a hard time getting up!

I will probably blog later. I think I'm going to go take a nap.

Heavy, Black, and Pendulous!

Rocky, Rocky, Rah! Rah! Rah!

I saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show in the theater for the first time yesterday! It was so much fun, I want to join the cast! Because it was a midnight movie, we didn't really get home till about 3:30 am! The Rocky Horror experience? Well, read on!

We left at about 10:00 pm to my grandfathers house. He drove us there and picked us up so we didn't get mugged. Always a good thing. I was not in costume, but I did dress up! Rocky Horror t shirt, black silk mini skirt, purple tights, and tons of eyeliner applied myself in a cat-eye style. Oh, and huge, Magenta hair! Even thought my favorite character isn't Magenta, it's Columbia, it looked awesome. Also, my mom used tons of hair spray on herself, and she had hair straight outa 1985!

We got there, and we hung outside the doors with the other people till it opened. We were not the first people there, but we were first in line. I guess we picked a good place to stand! We got in, and got a good seat.

Before the show started, the director of the cast/cabaret that would be preforming it out in front of the screen told us a few stories while they set up.

First she told us about why she doesn't drink tequila. Apparently she drank to much, tried to kiss this guy many times, and the both puked. =S

Next she told us about the first time she took acid. She dropped 10 lines and thought that the white van she was laying on was a loaf of Wonderbread. She found one of her friends in front of a tree saying: "Oh yeah baby, take those leaves off!" She also found some guy naked in the forest, in a crane stance!

Then a guy named Elliot came up on stage. He was going to play Frank. He did the de-virginizing. If you hadn't seen the movie in the theater in over six months, or ever, you had to come up on stage. Once up there, we were separated into genders. Girls on one side, guys on th other. Then, if you were under 19, you had to step up and turn around, and bend over. Mooning the audience! Mooning because we were all in skirts! I looked up at the guy, and said: "I'm 12!", he said, "Do it anyway!" Then, the audience was instructed to all yell: "Fuck!" He then said: "Congrats! You're all going to jail for fucking the 12 year old!" I almost fell off the stage laughing!

Then, for the rest of them, they had different contests. The show started, nobody brought props, but they did yell out everything. It was hysterical!

After the show, as you were walking out, you got to shake all the actor's hands. We sat out on the bench, and waited to be picked up. All in all, it was extremely fun, and I hope to do it again whenever possible!

"Losers Winning Big On The Lottery, Rehab Rejects Still Sniffing Glue...."

Sorry, sorry, I know. I'm such a slacker. I haven't posted in a few days, but I thought about posting!? Um, yeah......Well. School is out, it's awesome, nothing much has changed since the last post. My hair, (obviously!) is still pink, um...... I have volleyball today again, wish my team luck! I'm trying to decide if I want to under-hand serve the wrong way that my coach taught me, or the way that you're supposed to? I say screw the coach. I'll serve the way I want to serve! :X

I'm really excited for this weekend! SUPER EXCITED! Okay, Rocky Horror has been my favoritre movie since I was four. I've seen it more than 100 times -AT LEAST! But, for the first time, I'm going to see it in the movie theater! Also, we are going to the mall. NO, not the awesome one that's outdoors I have written about, but Washington Square Mall. I need to scope out the cosmetics section. Recently I have acquired a love for eyeliner, and in not only black, but in bright colors!

My grandmother hates it, my mother loves it, my dad is dealing with it. Not bad at all! But anywhoo, I need to get some very vibrant liner and shadow that I can use as liner. YIPPIEEE!

Today, because of the lack of solid topic, I have decided to list the weird things about me. Here it goes:

I try to speak in a British way whenever I think about it, but that's not often. Normally at school. Vocabulary speaking, not accent. Then I'd just look like a poseur and a dumb American....

I have this stuffed animal that I got when I was very little. You know. Some people have stuffed animals, some have blankets. That kind of thing. Well anyway, it's a cow named Claude Moo. I decided right there in Daisy Kingdom that it was a French cow. Odd, huh?

I like spelling theater, theatre, for some un-known reason.

I like saying shiz, instead of shit. Feckin, instead of fucking, and bey-otch, better than bitch. Not for the reason that I'm not ballsey enough to say the real thing, and I do on occasion. Normally if I hurt myself, for example. It's just that I like to put my own spin on stuff.

I can quote the dialog of Rocky Horror in it's entirety, without the movie in the background!

My mother says I look like Shirley Manson and Curt Cobain. I don't see it, but others, not just my mother, do. Hmmmph?

I have a great passion for Green Day! Of course. Favorite band of all time! Placebo is also, but I stopped counting as number 1, 2, 3, and so on. My mom listened to lot's of Green Day, when she was pregnant, and I would dance in her stomach! I also love Big Audio Dynamite. Mind you, not as much of the Clash.......(if you happen to be stupid, than I'll inform you that The Clash's frontman, Joe Strummer, died. Mick Jones, also in The Clash, formed his own band, Big Audio Dynamite. I call them B.A.D.) My dad played lot's of B.A.D. too!

I'm O.C.D. but have not been diagnosed. Why? I think I'm my own kind of O.C.D. I don't do weird little rituals, but I'm SUPER obsessive? Teedledeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

I know WAY too much music trivia., WAY too much Green Day trivia, and way too much Rocky Horror trivia.

I can only play song from the 1970's so far on my guitar.

My dead cat sleeps on my feet at night.

My dad's house is haunted. I've seen the old man that walks the hallways, the lady in a white dress, and "The Shadow", and others have seen it too! I once slept on the couch for two weeks, and every night, I'd wake up to the shadow staring my right in the face! That's one hella angry ghost! The old man walks down our hallways at night. I have to keep my door closed, because my the hallway leads directly into my room. He'll patrol my room if I don't. Once, Levi, (my dad's, girlfriend's 14-year old son.) was using the hall bathroom, (MY BATHROOM!) and almost missed the toilet because the old guy walked in. Ewwww, I don't want pee on my floor! EWWWW!!!!! The lady will stand in your doorway if you leave it open. Sometimes she's in my dad's room. I didn't mention these things, till we all were talking, and the topic came up. We all wrote down what we saw, the characteristics of the "spooky people", and they all matched! I wouldn't have it any other way, now. I love living in a haunted house!

BYE PEEPS!

"It's Something Unpredictable, But In The End Is Right, I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life...."

Aww, it was the last day of school. I've only gone there for one year, but there were people crying. Of course I wasn't crying, I have too much dignity for that, but it was slightly depressing. I really love my teachers. I only got them for one year which sucks ass. =(

On a happier note, it was Extreme Makeover - Miranda Edition today.....lol. So, up until this point, my hair has been jaw level, VERY curly, and super light-brown, almost verging on dark blonde. *shudders* But anyway, I went to my all-time favorite gay man, Chris, my hair stylist. I first went to him with a shlumpy, mid-back level, head of mousey-brown hair. I told him that I wanted something VERY different, and told him to go hog-wild and do whatever he wanted with it, as long as he didn't shave my head. I tell ya, he works wonders! WONDERS I say! So, I went to him this time, and I wanted some major color. I now have millions of smallish fuchsia streaks! It's awwwesome!

Also, I went into the coolest store ever today. It's called the "Black Market", and it's what Hot Topic is trying to be. You know, take a Hot Topic, strip it's emo-ness, poseur-ness, and teenager-ness, and you have the place. I got a t shirt that was just screaming my name. The Rocky Horror Picture Show has been my favorite movie since I was four, and for the first time, I have a R.H.P.S. shirt! It has the pair of lips, (see the top of my page!) and "Science fiction, Double Feature" in the creepy, dripping-blood font. It's a black shirt, and everything on it's white. I quite liked my look today, heavily-lined with black eyeliner-ed eyeballs, pink hair, Rocky Horror shirt, and comfy shoes.

Wow, this post makes me seem so materialistic! BAH! Dammit, I'm not.....DAMMIT!

Some people love shoes, (my mother calls herself a "Shoe Whore") some people love accessories, I love t shirts. You know what sounds fun, making a how-to thing on aquiring a excellent t shirt collection. Kind of a dumb topic for anybody but me, but school is over, so I need something to do!

BYE PEOPLES!!!

"My favorite waste of time. Both spineless and sublime..."

Damn, that's one fine song. If only they'd played that at the concert. No links today, I don't want to mess around with the html coding crap. Bleh, whatever happened to just putting the web url and it automatically making it into a link, huh?!? Today was a day of learning. No, don't try to find something really "useful" or meaningful in the following list of things newly learned today, there just things at random.

#1: Whammy bars are a pain in the ass. Especially if they get jammed and you can't remove them!! :X

#2: The best burgers EVER come from this place where I live. We had to drive for like 30 minutes, (not a lot) to get there, and it was so worth it. Yeah, I know. Why am I talking without giving out the name of the restaurant? Well, it's simple. I forgot the name. SO...., my trusty parental will undoubtably post the name of the place, and then I will edit the name in the following place, and make it look like I knew it all along. :_Giant Burger______________

#3: Swearing in Spanish is funnah. Really funnah! So is French. I got to work on my accent though, it's a throw-off. Lol.

#4: Regal Cinema's have the comfiest chairs. I saw Pirates 3 today, unfortunately, I missed the last scene after the credits. Praise the internet pirates, (and not in the movie kinda way...) or as mother's ex calls it, who's name shall remain confidential and will be substituted with "The Jolly Bald Giant", "Time Shifting". HAH!

#4: I'm not nearly as bad of a blogger as I thought.......I admit it.

#5: Finally, that I really don't want to go camping without my own sleeping bag this August!

So, that's it folks, I don't feel like devoting much more time today to typing this post, so:

Au Revoir

"That's Entertainment!"

HAHAHA!!!!!! My god I'm so easily amused. Finally back at my mom's house, I was only gone for one day but I was babysitting. Agg.......two 4-year old twins. Glad that's over! So, what to do? I get home, listen to some Pink Floyd, surf the internet only to find nothing of interest, and then an idea sprang to mind! Okay, you know how incorrect those Google translators are, right?! So, I decided to translate song lyrics into Russian and then back to English. What I found out? It's feckin' funny!

I tried to do the html thing, and that part worked fine with the link, but for some reason, it didn't keep the translation. So, I guess I'll just have to post the lyrics right here, wont I!

Green Day's "Longview" in Russian-translation:

"Sit around and watch the tube but nothings to change channels 2 hours Twiddle my thumbs Im just a little sick of all the same old born in the house with the doors unlocked and Im Da lazy Bite my lip and close my eyes take me to heaven because they damn boring They will be blind! ! ! And I feel like I was born Pil is a form of the seat and get me moving, I am confident in hell unless And all this just Im feeling like a dog in heat Barred indoors from the summer street I locked the door of my cell I lost key Sit around and watch the phone, not calling Call me pathetic, call me what you will be My mother said to get a job, but she would not receive one shes When masturbations lost its pleasure that ... Yes breaking Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me to heaven because they damn boring They will be blind and loneliness is a Bite my lip and close my eyes Slipping way to paradise Some say quit or go blind Ill. But only a myth"

So, was that worth your precious time? Probably not. But anywhoo, I found it hysterical! I tried a Placebo song too, of course. Nancy Boy turned out so unrecognizable that I chose not to use it as an example here. The always lovely GD worked just fine I imagine.

Speaking of Green Day, if you like em, check out their official fansite!

Awwwwwesome

We could always use some extra idiots! Don't take that literally, if you're part of the
official Green Day fanclub like moi, than you are part of the Idiot Club. Yes, you do
have to pay for the membership, but......, it's a must for any Green Day enthusiast!

And, for those Placebo fans out there, a linkie just for you! Since I've already given
the link to the official site, here's a link to the best Placebo forum! If you're offended
by "open-mindedness", then stay clear!

PFWW<